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15th April 2019
15th April 2019
Are You A Dog Lover?
How do you relate to your puppy?
Answer these few questions to find out?
- While out walking you beloved canine, you cross paths with another dog lover with theirs; who do you greet first?
- Neither of them, if not known to me.
- The owner of course.
- The dog of course.
- You chose your pooch on the basis of:
- It'll make my social media feeds pop!
- He matches the carpet.
- As soon as I saw him in the rescue centre it was love at first sight!
- Would you date someone who doesn't like dogs?
- Absolutely, we're not all pet friendly; could always put the dog outside.
- Might consider it but it might be a bit of a strain.
- No way, we come as a package; it's me and my dog or nothing!
- How do you groom you dog?
- I don't, I pay someone else to do it.
- I have it trimmed, dyed and blown dried to match my latest wardrobe style.
- I spend more on my dog's grooming than on mine, careful to buy the best and least painful grooming products.
- If going on holiday what do you do with your dog?
- Leave some food and water for it and ask a neighbour to look in every once in a while.
- Send it to the Kennels.
- Bring him with me or I won't go.
- Would you dress up your canine?
- Wouldn't have a pansy breed that needs clothing.
- Yes to match my outfits, of course.
- Only to keep it warm if it was cold.
- Would you let your dog sleep on your bed?
- Of course not it's a dog.
- No it has its own little boudoir in the corner.
- Of course, he has since the day I brought him home.
- What does your pet eat?
- Dog food, bought wholesale.
- What I do.
- I balance his diet to keep him fit, healthy and active, with the occasional treat.
- What's your dog's favourite activity?
- Walking with the dog walker, I guess.
- Having lunch with me my friends and their little poochy woochies.
- Walking in the countryside, on the beach or swimming in the sea with me.
- What would you call a new dog?
- Dog.
- Mr Fluffy Paws.
- Max, as in he loves me to the...
What your scores say:
- Less than 15 <—>
- Up to 23 <—>
- Between 24 & 30